Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Husband: "Definitely not!" Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Husband: "Of course I do." Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again." Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." Husband: (makes audible groan). Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?" Husband: "No, she's left-handed." - - - silence - - - Husband: "Shit."
