I think an old one - but on rounds again. OUCH.....
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set tosquare off for the Olympic gold medal.
Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now,don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold hehas.
It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him getyou in that hold! If he does, you're finished.'
The Irishman nodded in acknowledegment.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circledeach other several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing theIrishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainerburied his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheerfrom the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch theRussian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsedon top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did youever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when hegot me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pairof testicles right in front of my face.
I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, Istretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you biteyour own balls.
