OK we are all bord .MY husband has been a holder for a very long...

OK we are all bord .
MY husband has been a holder for a very long time year and years .
He alway told me when WWI comes good ,he will buy me a car ,take me one a holiday ,buy me jewelry .
Well poor bugger past on .After his cremation ,i tock him home ,layed him on the kitchen table ,and started to talk to him .
Love you know the car you been telling me you will buy me ,when WWI come good ,well i got a new car from your life insurances ,thank you .And ,all the cloths you siad you would get me ,Well i been buying all i wanted ,from your insurances ,the holidays yes the insurance .
And while all your ashes are all over the table .you know the blow job ,that i told you about ,well here you go .
Yes bord waiting