Conversation about WZR somewhere (probably):Normal Investor:...

Conversation about WZR somewhere (probably):

Normal Investor: "Why is the share price so low? The market cap should at least be equal to the loan book value"

*** A few weeks later ***

Large Players: "Hi WZR, smart money here, listen up, we've been reviewing your company, we wanted to discuss your share price, make sure it's fairly valued."

WZR: "Yeah, what I think you mean is you've secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark the shares accurately for once because it's now in your interest to do so."

Large Players: "Ehm, I'm not sure what you want us to say"

WZR: "I think you've already said it"

*** Announcement Drops ***

Normal Investor: "Woohoo, price is going up again"