Must be joke time:)A bloke see's a bronze trophy of a rat in an...

Must be joke time:)

A bloke see's a bronze trophy of a rat in an op shop
window and walks in to buy it.

'How much for the rattie in the window'he asks.

"Twelve bucks" is the reply.

'I'll take it' says he.

"Comes with a hundred dollar story" says the owner.

'bugger that' the bloke says,'I'll just take the rat',pays and walks out.

Within minutes he notices a few rats following so he
ups the stride rate.No good,more rats join the throng
and shortly there are thousands on his heel.

Our man breaks into a gallop to the shore,just near Bennelong point and pegs the statue into the harbour.

To his amazement the rats all jump into the harbour
and drown.

'you bloody ripper' he ejaculates and heads back to the op shop.

The owner says "aha,I see you've come back for the
hundred dollar story"

'Piss off' says the bloke.'Got any trophys of Kiwis and
Poms'?