XJO - Bear Posts only (Factors which might cause the markets to fall), page-16636

Ah, I knew you would have watched it

The jobs data last week in the US was the actual numbers. I heard Ralph was sick on that day with some new form of Covid and a Junior from the Non-Manipulation department decided to report the real numbers. No wonder there was confusion last week and the fall of the markets. It was obviously too early to release the real ones, and the Junior is now sweeping the muck out of the basement. Brown paper bags once again getting to the right recipients.

*Phew* crisis averted

As to the pigeons, I am sure it was a play on words and sayings and Mr Trickys similar humour