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Lena Petrova and the strawberry pavlova

My esteemed friends,
I have just experienced a 5 minute bout of uncontrollable laughter as I perused the Youtube channel of this forum's favourite financial commentator influencer and nutjob

Here are the titles of her recent videos:

BREAKING: More Countries Apply to Join the BRICS as Geopolitical Tensions Rise & Markets Fragment
BOLD MOVE: China Squeezes Western Militaries by Banning Exports of Key Material Used for Weapons
Global Crash Ahead?| China & the US Establish Joint Anti-Financial Crisis Group in a Surprise Move
FOOD SHORTAGES & HIGH INFLATION: Price Control Proposal by Kamala Harris Explained
BRICS SHOCK: The BRICS Bloc Suspends New Memberships as More Than 40 Countries Want to Join
WARNING: Banks Are Preparing for an Imminent Banking Crisis as Property Foreclosures Soar
EXPORTING WARS: Weapons Makers Enjoy Record 555% Shareholders' Returns as They Sabotage Peace Talks
DOLLAR CRASH & END OF EMPIRE: Iran War, Dollar's Loss of Reserve Status, Propaganda | Dr. Ron Paul
DITCH THE DOLLAR: China & Russia To Use Barter to Grow Bilateral Trade & Avoid Western Sanctions
ECONOMIC BLOODBATH: $1.4 TRILLION LOST in a Day as Global Markets Panic & Major Indices Collapse
NATO's NEW VICTIM: Missiles Deployed, $500M Aid, New US Proxy & Military Buildup

I showed this to my good lady wife, "what do you think, Lois?"
She replied, "She is a nutjob all right, but her skincare product range and strawberry pavlova recipe are top notch"