"airstrikes kill Revolutionary Guard chief Hossein Salami"...

"airstrikes kill Revolutionary Guard chief Hossein Salami"
Smoked Salami gone, time for a new topping? Mind you middle eastern affair have always appeared as smashed pizzas to me.

But crappy food jokes aside, lads, lets have a quick round up.

FTSE - bear's delight



XJO - what a tasty setup


Nikkei - notice the Darvas Box style setups. Consolidate perfectly sideways, then ooh-aye-and-up-she-rises - every time, right? You could amost be forgiven for drinking BBB flavoured Kool Aid, but might be time to get off the (pasta) sauce on this one?



NDX - More toppings than you could want, but that only happens when Dominos make a mistake. Couldnt get it up a third time.



DJI - old mate disappointed the lady traders as he also couldnt quite get it up for a third ATH either. Musnt have put enough yeast in his pizza base.



Herr ScheisseKopf has finally dropped his DAX. Traders realise now theres hardly any pizza left and they are fighting over the last scraps as a rapid decline evolves. My lips are smacking because Im going to enjoy this one



Market is toast? Nah, market is pizza, and bears can smell it. time to exit the caves and rampage through the forest , eating everything in your path.

Unless of course, Orange Donald tweets that he has had meetings with every world leader in Switzerland (again) and has solved all the worlds problems.

This is a Hannibal Smith moment. Good luck bears!


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I watched another analysis by an ex air force pilot and he said the same thing - where are the flaps? The engines should hardly be visible in this shot if they were extended, which they must be for all large jets to get properly off the ground . I'd imagine there would be a warning system for this though, perhaps it was deactivated/malfunctioning? We'll know soon enough when the black box is decoded.