XJO - Bear Posts only (Factors which might cause the markets to fall), page-23471

60 year old Gen X hippy tells "covid traders" they should've started investing 40 years ago (yes, 60 is the maximum age to be considered Gen X, and the fact you keep bringing it up implies you're at the older end of Gen X trying to act cool). Angry man yells at cloud. They read the same way.

60 year old Gen X noob tries his best to impress boomer fans from the internet by copy/pasting mainstream articles and using the only star wars reference he knows.

60 year old Gen X noob claims he's retired, but hasn't been seen leaving his house for 15 months and counting. "I wont leave this basement until the market crashes!". I reckon it's easy to claim retired when you might just be unemployed. It's like people who say they're a company director but the company only has a turnover of $2 per year. "Oh but I am still a director!!!!!" Sure champ.

No worries old man! You should get a good night's sleep to be ready for another week of all time highs into the new financial year. Don't forget to claim your 4.25% interest from your savings account with the tax man!

Oh my mum just called, I gotta brush my teeth before bed