Wait till you see tomorrow's headlines. Apparantly they are...

Wait till you see tomorrow's headlines. Apparantly they are using banner font normally only used in outbreaks of World Wars.

"VOLTAIRE CAUSES WORLD MARKETS TO TUMBLE"

A spokesman for Goldman Sachs is quoted, "I don't understand why we are being charged with violations. It is people like Voltaire you should be investigating. Last week Voltaire apparantly unloaded his vast holdings after inside information from his close friend Obama. If he isn't stopped he could destroy capitalism as we know it."

"I asked Voltaire to lead my investment team, but he just laughed and said he wouldn't waste his time, and instead would wipe me out", said Warren Buffett.

George Soros was heard to say, "I stand in awe of Voltaire. He and some of his cronies from that XJO thread on Hotcopper have ramped this market down and it looks like I will have to start from scratch again. It just ain't fair".


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