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xjo weekend zoomba lounge, page-33

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    Well, hungover from another long night in the Zoomba lounge. Last night we were fortunate enough to be visited by Mr Berspanke who is apparently some important US banker guy. I managed to get a few tips from Mr Berspanke. He told me that his Yanker Banker mates have tried to sell the markets down, but have run out of ammunition. I asked him about the US deficits, and he said "Well, Retska, we've just wound down NASA space shuttle program, and we're winding down the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. That should get us back on track towards budget surpluses".
    After that Big Daddy stepped in, and I heard him saying to Mr Berspanke something about wearing Ms Honeydew's underwear. Big Daddy was seen escorting him back to his hotel.


 
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