Kaylan: Please CEB, let me perform tonight. I just love the way all those performers came here last week and changed a few words with the word thumb. It's like the new craze. Its better than planking.
CEB: Well, what song do you have in mind?
Kaylan: Well, I like reading Barnsty's posts on HotCopper, so I was thinking of dedicating a song to Barnsty.
CEB: Ok lets here it. Barsty is still feeling down. He told me he's going skiing to Mt Hotham this weekend and will only return if there are more thumbs up again like last week. Ok, lets here your original first.
Kaylan:
Rock,Rock,Rock me all night (let me ,Let me) I like the way you Rock, Rock,Rock me all night (let me ,Let me) ooh ooh
CEB: Ok that's enough. Which word are you planning to replace with the word thumb?
Kaylan: Rock
[CEB sings the reworded song in his head]
CEB: Sorry Kaylan, I don't think Bluesdog will allow that. Maybe think of something else next time. Ok I gotta go, the others are ready. Lucky a few others a dedicating there songs to Barnsty. I really want him to return.
[CEB walks onto the Zoomba stage]
CEB: Hi everyone. Good to see Pauley2 posting more this week. Im sure BiggDaddy will add you to the list soon mate ;P
Ok. Back by popular demand.... Live music up on stage. Lets get straight into it.
Bruno Mars:
Barnsty wants see a thumbs up so frickin bad So thumb up all of the posts you never had Uh, Pauley2 wants be on the cover of "no crap here" magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes I see CEB's name in shining lights
[CEB walks back on stage]
CEB: Nice Performance Bruno Mars. Remember readers, a lot of good posts last week from others. Sharing is caring... I mean... thumbing as caring. Im sure there will be plenty of XJO related posts that deserve a thumb :)
[CEB walks off stage]
Nancy Sinatra:
Thumb down, they thumb Barnsty down Thumb down, he hit the ground Thumb down, that awful sound Thumb down, Barnsty's readers thumb him down
Now Barnsty's gone, I don't know why And till this day, sometimes I cry He didn't even say goodbye He didn't take the time to lie.
Thumb down, they thumb Barnsty down Thumb down, he hit the ground Thumb down, that awful sound Thumb down, Barnsty's readers thumb him down..
Spice Girls:
When you're feeling to thumb down low We will take you where you gotta go Smiling, dancing, everything is free All you need is positivity
Colours of the world Thumb up every post Every boy and every girl Thumb up every post People of the world Thumb up every post Aaahh!!!
Thumbs up to the left If you're having a good time Thumbs up to the right If you know that you feel fine Thumbs up to the front Uh Uh and around
Backstreet Boys:
But one thumb up is all I have to give Without you I don't think I can live I wish I could give more thumbs up to you...but One thumb up is all I have to give
To you...Barnsty, I don't want you to cry no more-inside All the thumbs up in the world could never add up to all the fans You have in HotCopper...that heart heart means something But one thumb up is all I have to give
Aloe Blacc:
I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey Well I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey And I said I need thumbs up, a thumb is what I need And if I share with you my charts would you share your thumbs up with me
Bad times are comin and I reap what I don't sow hey hey Well let me tell you somthin all that glitters ain't gold hey hey It's been a long old trouble long old troublesome road And I'm looking for somebody come and help me carry this load
I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey Well I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need Well I don't know if my charts are like solid ground Cause everyone around me is thumbing my posts down And all I want - is for someone - to help me
Well I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey Said need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey Well I need a thumbs up, a thumb is what I need hey hey And if I share with you my charts would you share your thumbs up with me come on share your thumbs up with me go ahead share your thumbs up with me come on share your thumbs give me your thumbs share your thumbs with me come on share your thumbs up with me
Third Eye Blind:
I like Barnsty for Barnsty Not because he drives a Maserati Or because he looks like Tyson Bedford With the charm of Robert Redford
I like Barnsty for Barnsty not because he's tough like Dirty Harry makes me laugh just like Jim Carrey
im so glad Barnsty's posting charts here once again im so glad Barnsty's posting charts here once again yeah im so glad Barnsty's posting charts here once again
[CEB walks on stage again]
CEB: Top performances by all. You know what to do new comers. I left the best till last
Madonna:
Like a virgin Thumbing up for the very first time Like a virgin
Like a virgin Thumbing up for the very first time Like a virgin
(20min delay)