Yep Ports "various other Sunday afternoon activities" may appear...

Yep Ports "various other Sunday afternoon activities" may appear to be a trifle cryptic but obviously you are mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, pruning the trees & chatting over the fence with neighbours................meanwhile back in the real world THINGS are really happening:

ASX to XPE
countdown started 5.4.3.....
This is XPE to ASX we've really got the hots
Say goodnight toHFT & the bots

For here are we sitting on a shooting star
Eating french fries ice cream & caviare
Confirm there's life on Mars
They';re all driving EV cars.....

ASX to XPE we think you've gone too far
Yoy really ought to name this shooting star
XPE to ASX we've named it Gold this is express
Can you please prepare a berth?
'Coz we'll tow it back to planet Earth

ASX to XPE your load's too big split it into three
Is that a roger XPE? Is that a roger XPE?

The bigest & the finest of your loads
Is cleared to berth near Freo at Gage Roads
Load number two, we'll say no more,
It's cleared to berth in Singapore
Load number three you can't go wrong
They've cleared the harbour in Hong Kong

Three rogers ASX from XPE
Your kettle's on through ADRC
This gold expands to 600,000 times its size
Just place it in the warmer with the pies

ASX to XPE you must abort the climb
You've just traversed through space & time
And we know it's not your fault
You';re still in a trading halt
Can you wait until it's lifted?
The goal posts may have shifted.............

ASX you're much too late
We're at D shed going through the gate
ASX from XPE we're cleared through customs & duty free
Oh please don't get the hump
We've been met by Donald Trump
The gold has all been sold
We gotta put you back on hold......................
ASX