yak & snooker (aka shnooks)...hit paydirt...in gaz

Possums, I've worked it out with a pencil!
Yak & Shnooks are, in fact, zibergeologists working for an Osama Bin Laeded (sic) subsidiary exploring for valuable arabic, phonecian & pseudojewish artifacts from a by gone era.
Upon finding same (I'm reliably told that they're buried next to a disused gas pump in Gaza) they hope to sell them on the open market...Hindus, Abos & Greeks are welcome bidders.
They will then use the proceeds (US$ only) to take over the gas pump.

nq....shhhhh! keep it to yourselves.