An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter...

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam
> in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
>
> The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started
> up a conversation.
>
> The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the
> whole bread?'
>
> The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
> breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'
>
> The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat
> what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
> transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .'
>
> The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.
>
> The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the
> Australian replied, 'of course.'
>
> Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the
> States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
> seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
> jam and sell it to Australia.'
>
> The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'
>
> The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Australian
> leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms
> once you've used them?'
>
> 'We throw them away, of course!'
>
> Now it was the Australian's turn to smile.
>
> 'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
> them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States . Why do
> you think it's called Wrigley's?'