The president would like to thankyou you gentlemen both for your...

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    The president would like to thankyou you gentlemen both for your staunch defence of his penis size. It will not go unrewarded. Please find enclosed as a token of gratitude for your subservient loyalty a 10% off gift voucher to purchase a new limited edition NFT of the president standing with a large erect penis in front of 250,000 cheering supporters while his magnificent army march in lockstep and salute him for his brave service in the vietnam war, all to the tune of YMCA. This NFT is valued personally by the President at $1m. God bless America and god bless you for your service.


 
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