I knew Yorkshire was famous for something.A rugby league fan is...

I knew Yorkshire was famous for something.



A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when

he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning

from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for

everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given

birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25

pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's

about average in Yorkshire... like I said, my boy's a

typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league player.'

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid

many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually

fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender

says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire

baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in

two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little

suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25

pounds the day he was born!'

The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's,

wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender

and proudly says,'Had him circumcised...'




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