you can tell when you are alone when:

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    You forget to take off and thereby burn the two large elastic bands on the Brocolini, laugh at the Simpsons, feel that your cat loves you, stub your toe on the vacuum cleaner, fuzzily recognise that no-one cares when you cant find a band-aid, you've lost your keys and your mobile has just rung behind the BBQ under the sprinklers.
 
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