1. My mate Derek opener (no good reason to be apart from a mate) 2. Another mate Johnnie a good batsman if he stays off the booze. 3. My Grandad (old men seem to fill number 3) 4. Karen (my niece a girl, but Australia seems to have few girls in the side) 5. Jacko (A grade club cricketer - gotta have one person who can bat) 6. Me (I like to get paid lots of money for doing stuff all) 7. Warnie (he keeps the interest up in the game) 8. Karen (A local stripper - she will keep my interest in the game) 9. Terry (lawn bowls champion - we need a bowler with some venom) 10. Bill (owner of the local pub - can put on the drinks for after the game) 11. Abdul Muthu (Australia is multi cultural society so we have to have that kind of representation.) Cant bowl but neither can some of the current side.
