An old man was sitting on a seat in the shopping centre.
A young man walked up to the seat and sat down on the opposite end. The young man had spiked hair in different colours, green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man stared at the young man, who looked back at him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter with you old man, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were younger?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,"I got drunk once when I was in the marines, on a tropical island and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
