> >> Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. > > >>"Watt." > > >>"What is your name, please?" > > >>"Watt's my name." > > >>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?" > > >>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name." > > >> > > >>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James > Brown?" > > >>"No, this is Knott." > > >>"Please tell me your name." > > >>"Will Knott." > > >> > > >>YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE > TOTALLY CONFUSED, > READ > > >>THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED... > > >> > > >>Why not? > > >>Huh? What do you mean why not? > > >>Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name? > > >>But I told you my name! > > >>Didn't you say you will not? > > >>Not not, knott, Will Knott! > > >>That's what I mean. > > >>So you know my name. > > >>Of course not! > > >>Good. So now, what is yours? > > >>Watt. Yours? > > >>Your name! > > >>Watt's my name. > > >>How the hell do I know? I am asking you! > > >>Look I have been very patient and I have told you > my name and > > >>you have not even told me yours yet. > > >>You have been patient, what about me? I have told > you my > > >>name so many times and it is you who have not told > me yours yet. Of > > >>course > > >>not! > > >>See, you even know my name! > > >>Of course not! > > >>Then why do you keep saying of course Knott? > > >>Because I don't. > > >>[Pause] > > >>What is your name? > > >>See, you know my name! > > >>Of course not! > > >>Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name? > > >>To find out your name! > > >>But you already know it! > > >>What? > > >>See, and you know mine! > > >>Of course not! > > >>Exactly! > > >> > > >>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER > KNOWS THEIR NAME, > > >>BUT THEY > > >>THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME. > > >> > > >>Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your > name is, what will be > > >>your > > >>answer? > > >>Watt's my name. > > >>No, no, give me only one word. > > >>Watt > > >>Your name! > > >>Right! > > >>[pause before it hits him] > > >>Oh, Wright! > > >>Yeah! > > >>So why didn't you say it before? > > >>I told you so many times! > > >>You never said Wright before > > >>Of course I did. > > >>Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name? > > >>I do not. > > >>Well, there you go, now we know each other's name. > > >>I do not! > > >>Good! > > >>[pause before it hits him] > > >>Oh, Guud! > > >>Good. > > >>No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch? > > >>No, it's Knott! > > >>Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud. > > >>Yes Wright. > > > >>NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS > WELL! > > >> > > >>Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott ???
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