I'd take the wife the bloke could get uber eats and not have the...

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    I'd take the wife

    the bloke could get uber eats and not have the inconvenience of being told to take the rubbish out

    I'd flog her for whatever I could get - if I couldn't get any offers - just dump her far enough away from home at a shopping mall so the bloke wasn't inconvenienced again. She'd be happy enough there
 
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