you've been warned

The Sunday Times(Perth)
Page 11 May 15th 2011

Cancel the diet and max out the credit card: the end of the world is nigh. In 6 days the world is scheduled to collapse.
A large Christian grouping, mostly from Canada and parts of the US, believes the beginning of the end of the world will start next Saturday, when an apocalyptic earthquake will shake the planet.
Believers will be spirited up to Paradise while sinners will suffer five months of torment until the world is finally destroyed by a raging fire on October 21.
Bonkers? Maybe. But the May 21 apocalypse has attracted more than the usual fervour, simply because preachers haven't been making direct requests for money.


Is anyone willing to test it? If you want to give away your stock(settled
contracts only!) sign them over to me, I'll pay brokerage ;))