Zoono and SARS, page-296

I find that bleach works extremely well in keeping my house clean and for $3.95 for one litre at the local IGA store, it cant be beaten,

Just keep one of the pine o clean sprayer that all of you gygenically clean people should be using to keep your house clean and then fill up with 50 mls of bleach and the fill with water all the way to the top,

Then spray and wipe as usual,

Mmmmmmmmm nice clean house with that mmmmmmm, Jase has been cleaning again,

Peice of piss mate, oh and every time the kids get home from school, that big bad monster man, he's always yelling at us to go to the bathroom to wash our hands before touching anything in the house, particularly the door knobs,

Have been teaching my kids my system of going to the toilet, okay kiddies, this is how you go to the toilet,

First thing you do after wiping your butt is don't touch anything with your right hand that you have used to wipe your butt, when you press the button to flush, then use your left hand,

When you turn on the tap, use your left hand, to wash both hands,

If you are a left hander then do the opposite,

There is completely zero contamination,

Masterclass over for today, time to hit the piss and swim in our neighbours cement pond,

Cherrio,