A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney, Australian, beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said, and “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over, thought about it, and said, "Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said: "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, The supports required reaching the bottom of the Ocean and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought real hard about it for a long time. God, in that case, Lord I wish you could make the politicians of Australia keep promises after they are elected. That I and all the voters could believe one word coming out of their mouths.
There was a long silence.
Then The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?
