grand plan

After experiencing first hand how easy it is for ceo's, directors, etc to screw over shareholders i have now decided that if you can't beat them join them.

Which brings me to my intended companies ASX lsiting code....NFI

For anonymity reasons i will not be disclosing my name for the time being but i am more than happy to run through the rest of the board for all prospective suckers...sorry shareholders.

Farmer Joe will be the appointed chairman. Joe has had many years experience with dealings with animals such as pigs, sheep and chickens. He also has a Masters Degree in International Relations from Harvard University.

Next we have our CEO who goes by the name of Brian. This worldly gentleman has over 50 years experience in the natural resources sector, if it's been dug up before sure as hell Brian knows about it...he can even tell the difference between shit and clay which will be of great benefit for all shareholders.

Non executive director Bill has held the esteemed position of grounds keeper at the Quarry Hill golf course and also numerous positions involving complex geographical and political environments. Now there are some serious attributes to consider and ponder over.

And what will i be doing? Well lets call it a shareholder
relations position....I will be open for any answers about the company via email and phone calls, am more than happy to meet up for coffee in your city of choice. I will be a busy man though, having to fly back and forth to Europe 26 times a year and squeezing in the odd ski trip here and there. Of course everything i say and do will be in shareholders best interests, trust me i intend to build this company into a "mini Wesfarmers".

And what will the companies focus be on i hear you ask?
Well where do i start, we have both onshore and offshore oil permits in Iraq, pending an election result of course. Diamond concessions in Botswana, bauxite projects in Vietnam, gold deposits in Ballarat and the jewel in the crown is our proposed shearing shed in New Zealand.

Questions anybody?