SOME THOUGHTS FROM ALVIN IDOIT FOR BENEFITING OF OTHER IDOITS
1. No gas or coal mining means no gas or coal available.
2. No gas or coal available means no power available.
3. No power avaiable means no electricity or gas available.
4. No electricity or gas available means power shut down.
5. Power shut down means no power to house or industry.
6. No power to industry means no food processing and no manufacturing and no fertilisers.
7. No fertilisers means farmers in big doo dah
8. No food processing means farmers stuck with food in farms, so farmers now in big smelly doo dahs
9. No manufacturing means no air conditioners and no fans and no microwaves and no nothing
10. No fans and no air conditioners and no nothing means that Greenies turn brown in heat
11 No power to houses means no lights, no air con, no fans no computers
12 No power in houses means therefore nothing to do in heat wave, maybe wave newspaper fan in front of face or jump up and down to keeping cool.
12. No power in house mean no ice
13. No ice mean no cold Red Stripe, no "Devon House I Scream" to be eating. Devon House I Scream is Alvin Idoit most favorite ice cream, fo sure.
14. So them farmers who been yelling about Metgasco must be reading Alvin Idoit advice above and if they don't like power, mabbe better they only grow enough food for local greenies, as rest food going to rot without factory processing or the lorry to be taking to city market..
15. So them Greenies who be yelling about Metgasco must be aware of reading Alvin Idoit advice above, and stop drinking beer or eating any tinned food or ice cream or anything. Not for them, not for their kids, not for nobody. Just sit there turning green.
Alvin Idoit like to be thinking of the kids of them poor protestants not be drinking cold water or eating ice cream....keep all their teets in ship shape condition.
OK for them protestant folk to be eating the raw carrot like the bunny rabbit.
Also ok for them to be eating the grass like moo moo cow.
Also even ok for them to be eating the raw potato like big black hairy gnawy rat with the cross eyes.
And good for them protestants to be drinking the untreated "pure " water from the river, like the just like the blue kettle dog.
But please be making sure nobody protestant else doing the big poo doody doo into water upstream because no toilet in shanty. Pure water with the poo doody doo mabbe not tasting good, but Alvin Idoit not big time expert on this. Leave comments to big professors from University of Lismore, who all very clever.
16. Alvin Idoit HAS MOST RESPECT FOR THEM AMISH who be practising what they preach and not even use the cars, only using buggy cart with the horsie
17. Alvin Idoit HAS NO RESPECT FOR THEM PROTESTERS who be preaching what they don't practice, who using the motor car, and the truck with the petrol, when they could be out there helping the society by mabbe plowing the corn fields or cleaning the bushland or maybe even helping in an old folks home, cleaning out toilets and such like....the good Lord only able to give the daily bread to everyone after that bread been baked at bakery, because heaven too cool for baking, so somebody got to be working to be making the dough.
18. King Canute thinking him smart but could not hold back waves. As song goes, Que Sera Sera...........
Alvin Idoit has plenty mo such advice for all them other idoit floks who be needing it, free. Please write heres and be letting Alvin Idoit know and he soon be sending you more advices double quick.
Alvin Idoit hoping all idoit readers been to school so be able to read and follow great advices from Alvin Idoit.
Udderwise, Alvin Idoit saying please ask your udder idoit friends to be reading this to you.
Best farewells AI
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