Impressive breakthrough by our CSIRO in the crime prevention field. After years of selective breeding the organisation is preparing to release hundreds of sterile male bikers into the SE Queensland bike gang community. Dr Esther Blankfire, reporting from a secret location, expects troublesome bike gang activity to progressively dissapearr over future generations. Premier Campbell Newman is said to be delighted with the concept and is reported to be ready to inject millions of tax payer dollars into the scheme's expansion.
