There you go IT Just goes to show how subtle the Bible is. from...

There you go IT

Just goes to show how subtle the Bible is. from history you would assume that the bible had no concept of an expanding universe. in fact there's no mention of the universe at all, but don't let that fool you, the Bible is more subtle than that. all you need is a fertile imagination. Heaven/Universe.... close enough. (sorry mr Keplar).

for instance, the other day I thought I'd give my car a service. I needed the maintenance manual. It was time to change the timing belt. No I thought, I'll look up the Bible, and surprise, surprise there it was, Autoclesiasticles 12:39 thou shalt change the timing belt after 120.000km.


maybe claim a cure for cancer, how about 'Jesus was the first man on the moon'

No thats not your style, wait for medical science to make the discovery, then make the claim "It's in the bible"

Anyway I'm off now to write a few letters to Santa Claus.