$5? To put this into context mate -There is literally a better...

$5?

To put this into context mate -

There is literally a better chance of me waking from a deep slumber one night, where I rush to my front door as I hear an extraordinary loud banging noise. I open said door and what do I find? Victoria's Secret angels, every one of them. They said they found me online through an agency and all felt the sudden urge to aggressively hump my brains out. I let said women in and begin what is the longest registered orgy known to mankind. It's still going on as we speak. I'm typing during a quick drinks break.

Now, this still doesn't stop me fantasizing both scenarios could happen though lol. IXR's time is coming. Mine too I hope