benhur eaten by a hog

Good Morning
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It is actually rather fascinating to read the tripe offered to HC reader by the legendary Ben Hur. It happens when the great one confuses fact and fantasy, truth and lies, mixed up in a pot conspiracy.

Mate you are so far off the mark you wouldn't know your butt hole from your gob, either way they both dribble the brown smelly stuff. One your body can't help but do, the other is done on the toilet.

But it is getting interesting, you see there once was a little birdie who wouldn't shut the F*&k up, he sang and whistled, shot his beak off in all directions, completely oblivious to the world around him. Then one day he said a very stupid thing and was promptly eaten by a big nasty HOG. The end.

Now why don’t you get your feather coat and fly away to another tree before you say something stupid.

Have a lovely weekend

BATTLECATZ


Gee I love short stories, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, kinda like chopping firewood with a blunt axe.