My buddy stuffed socks down his pants to impress women, but it didn’t work.
I need to tell him to move it to the front of the pants the next time around.
Borrowed a pair of my stepdad’s socks the other day
He said to be careful as they were his lucky golfing socks.
“They have a hole in one.”
Cook My Sock
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
