``A construction worker walks into a bar, and orders a “stiff drink” after work.
5 minutes later, the bartender brings him a glass filled to the brim with cement.A Brit, an American and an Italian are taken PoW
In the last year of the Second World War, the Nazis take a Brit, an American and an Italian as prisoner.
They torture them for information about allied plans.
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The Brit holds out for a few weeks, but eventually his stiff upper lip is beaten off of him, and he breaks; telling the Nazis everything they want to know.
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The American, also, can only take the torture for a few weeks before he spills his guts and provides them with every last bit of intel they ask for.
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But the Italian never breaks, and a year later, when they are rescued, the allied forces are stunned to discover that the Italian has barely spoken a word to his captors.
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"How did you do it? How did you not break and talk?", they asked with astonishment.
The Italian waves his hands vigorously and asks "How could I a-talk with a-my hands a-tied behind my a-back??"
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