This may not be humour but then currently this country and government is a joke......so if I was prime minister of this country, I'd make a lot of changes.
I would do the below:
a) deport all people who don't abide by Australia's laws and values b) abolish all woke crap from schools c) make it clear in all education and schools that there are only two genders and no other genders are to be acknowledged or accepted d) bicycle riders must ride in bicycle lanes only or risk heavy fines e) I'd probably fire majority of the public service people who waste tax payers money and don't add any value f) reinstate coal power stations and continue to use coal as an efficient energy source g) have zero tolerance to any corruption in politics and arrest and fine all parties involved h) make Albo repay his $1.3m tax paid travel expenses as this added zero benefit to tax payers or to the country i) arrest Dan Andrews for screwing Victoria and Victorian tax payers by this commonwealth games fiasco - he should pay for this......
