An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
'Twenty pounds' she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop
'I'm making love to me wife!,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed-
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!!'
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