When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
Time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often
as
happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
Planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t its.
- Forums
- Humour
- girlfriend criteria
girlfriend criteria
- There are more pages in this discussion • 9 more messages in this thread...
You’re viewing a single post only. To view the entire thread just sign in or Join Now (FREE)
Featured News
Featured News
The Watchlist
CCO
THE CALMER CO INTERNATIONAL LIMITED
Anthony Noble, CEO
Anthony Noble
CEO
Previous Video
Next Video
SPONSORED BY The Market Online