Breaking News at 5:00pm from the Olympic Sailing:
GB takes Gold, Australia takes silver, Somali's take elderly couple from Plymouth & are holding for ransom.
In other sports:
Romanians take gold,silver,bronze,copper,aluminium, stainless steel & anything else they can get their hands on.
Irish Fencing team disqualified....turned up with 30 concrete posts & 300 yards of wire mesh.
