FMS Board were sitting in a bar.Every half an hour, they...

FMS Board were sitting in a bar.

Every half an hour, they repeated: "Our glasses are half full, not half empty"

The barman looked at them, puzzled and said: "But there's nothing in your glasses! Are you mad?!"

The Board ignored the barman, and kept sitting for further half hours, and repeated the cycle.

The barman got fed up and shouted: "You Guys need to get out of the bar. You're out of money"

The Board just sat there, staring ahead. Suddenly, the bright lights of an oncoming road train shone in their eyes. But, they just sat there, staring into the lights .....