And tbe voice said "be not waiting for much more than a year and fear not as you will be a multimillionaire!
The management team rejoiced as the shareholders dreams would be fulfilled. They had delivered the promised landing page. Houses, cars, holidays and chattels in all respect and bucket loads of cash will be bestowed on the faithful, the true believers.
Yet from the dark some of tiny mind and black of heart still seem to question how it would be and tried to cast doubt in the minds of the faithful.
It hasn't come to pass they said it won't come there is no such thing as the holy hockey stick!
What have they been doing, these who you trust with your hearts and minds and hard earned they say! And still no sign of the holy stick upon which your dreams are built and for which you yearn.
Some of the money changers, the greedy traders and shorters nodded as were they knew, agreeing with the sacrilege spoken from the dark.
But the faithfull, the true believers, who had seen the rise of the platform or heard from others that were there, shouted and rendered their clothes, they had pledged their tithe for they were actual shareholders who had followed Them from the start. They had believed before the day of the proving of the son of Verizon and knew it to be good.
The pure of heart, the believers cast the doubt from their minds, ignoring the dark voices and doubters and had no care. They knew the doubters were no better than false prophets who were trying to turn them away from the light.
They spread the word to family and friends and those who would listen about the about the amazing visions and rejoiced in the words knowing that the hockey stick would be some among them.
And even when the skulkers wailed and nashed their teeth until their guns bled, the believers waited for it's coming because you can't sway the pure of heart, the sound of mind or the resolve of the true believers!
This is the word of the Holy quarterly.
The reverend Pizzas 4 of the church of Saint Data and the Cherished Science Platform.