Here is a reply just for Aussieman...
Aussieman is adventerous chappy, and when a Kiwi friend invited him over to do a bit of pig hunting, he could'nt resist and the ditch he did cross.
The first nite was just a sit around with liquid refreshments with the Kiwi having to put up with Aussiemans bullshit.
The next morning away they went, and by lunchtime they had got a nice young porker. Ofcourse, Aussieman insisted on carrying it across his shoulders back to base.
Just before their base was a barbed wire fence, and the Kiwi said to Aussieman,, that there was a ritual they had to do to bless the earth.'' All yer gotta do Aussieman is put yer head through the top string of wire and count to three, but ritual sez that yer have to do it with yer daks pulled down', Now aussie man keen to do a bit of proffesinal crawling, did as he was asked, and on the count of three, the kiwi dropped his daks and bent over behind him.
On the count of threeee, you could hear Aussiemans scream from half a mile away......
There yer bragging barsterd, thatll teach yer to poke shit at Kiwis
